Mixed Nuts (Part I) Reblog

Aah Family! … Sometimes you have to be there to believe it!!

Nutsrok

I am reblogging one of my first, favorite posts about my eccentric family.  Enjoy!

When you are dealing with family, it clarifies things to have a scale.  You don’t have to waste time analyzing people when you have a ready reference.  This one works pretty well for us.

1.Has a monogrammed straight jacket and standing reservation on mental ward.

2.Family is likely to move away without leaving forwarding address. Has jail time in the past or the future

3.People say, “Oh, crap. Here comes Johnny.”

4.Can go either way.  Gets by on a good day.  Never has been arrested.  Can be  lots of fun or a real mess. Relatives usually will invite in for coffee.  Likely to have hormone-induced behavior.

5.Regular guy. Holds down a job.  Mostly takes care of business.  Probably not a serial marrier.  Attends  church when he has to.

6.Good fellow. Almost everybody likes him or her…

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4 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Faraday's Candle
    Apr 30, 2015 @ 07:25:25

    Wow! Right off the back: “straight jacket”

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  2. lbeth1950
    Apr 30, 2015 @ 07:31:41

    Thanks for posting this!

    Liked by 1 person

    Reply

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